Thrashing Marlin's EDUCATED WORMS

Charlies Angels

2007-02-27T12:31:00.000-08:00

We had a bit of a disaster during our Christmas break. Due to a communication breakdown the worms were left without food for a month so we retuned to find a rather stunning example of survival of the fittest ie. one rather large, satisfied looking worm. ( who'd have thought worms would turn to cannibalism).
Seems a shame that after all he/she had been through that we had to squish him/her but you have to understand that once they get a taste for worm flesh there's no stopping them.
So anyway we now have a whole new troupe to work with and are getting some very pleasing results. They still have some way to go to acheive the success of the last lot but we can see their potential and have high hopes you will enjoy their portrayal of those wonderful icons of seventies TV
Not just one but all three lovingly rendered (although admittedly more what they look like now rather than in their heyday)

We give you Charlies Angels.

Borat

2006-12-17T16:35:00.000-08:00

After a bit of severe discipline life with the worms has settled down nicely, with the ones that are left anyway.
We felt we all needed a bit of a break so we shouted everyone a night out at the movies. We saw a great documentary on cultural understanding between nations.
On returning home the worms surprised us with a portrait of Borat one of the main characters in the film we had just seen.
We pointed out it wasn't the greatest likeness and were informed it was Borat after the crowd had finished with him at the rodeo.
So we give you Borat.

The Phantom (Ghost who walks)

2006-11-30T00:00:00.000-08:00

We feel a little let down by the worms this week . Although as always the portrait is a stunner but not what we were expecting.
We had hoped to tackle one of the great timeless beauties The great late Audrey Hepburn.
However on inspecting the most recent effort we found a likeness of a character from a recently digested comic.
The Phantom ( Ghost who walks ).
But this was only our fist letdown because on reviewing the film we found some extra footage that appears to be some strange carriageway.
All we can surmise is that the worms must have somehow gone joyriding in the car.
It as if they are taking the piss.
Some discipline is required.

The Drunken Master

2006-11-22T23:07:00.000-08:00

Yes it's only been a week since our triumph with the worms achieving an uncanny likeness to Lucille Ball but so much has happened.
We realised all the worms needed was visual stimulation, that they weren't getting in the compost. We have since moved them indoors where they have exposure to the tv and the remote.
When we went to bed they were still watching" Vera Drake" There resulting portrait was an abortion.
Little were we to know what awaited us on arising. Some of the younger worms had put on an old video of the Kung Fu classic 'The Drunken Master" and as well as a few injuries the worms had achieved a stunning portrait of Jackie Chan as the drunken master.
Is there no stopping them.
Prepared to be amazed.

Lucille ball

2006-11-16T15:28:00.000-08:00

No we haven't been pissing around. Finally we can reveal the astounding results of months of intensive research and exhaustive training methods.
BEHOLD
After many failed attempts, disapointments and even a few deaths the worms finally achieved a portrait of the great screen idol LUCILLE BALL. Uncanny!!!!
We feel this is in no way a fluke.
Who knows one day we may achieve our dream and recreate one of the great masters works such as Guernica by Picasso.
We are so confident in the ongoing success of this project we are now taking requests for future portraits.
Thank You